OOPS! I did it again...

Well, here I go. Off on another hair-brained adventure into...My head??? I love participating in all the "trendy" crap that goes around, but "I'm not a follower." Yeah Right! So welcome to my blog. I've been told by several friends that I can be rather opinionated and should occasionally express myself to others rather than just blabber ad nauseum to those closest to me. I think it's because I LOVE the sound of my own voice. Hopefully I'll inspire someone to create a cure for cancer, AIDS or ebonics. Maybe I'll evoke the desire in someone to write an epic novel about the half-life of nose hair. Perhaps, I'll just piss a few people off and make them use THINK!!! God Forbid! Who knows? Right now I promise that I will add an entry WHEN I CAN. This of course doesn't mean everyday, but if it happens, you're in luck. I hope to not bore you more than watching the breeding habits of Hoffman's Two-toed sloth from Nicaragua. Whoa! If I make a complete ass of myself because of my own lack of knowledge, hey, I'm the one that looks bad. Feel free to comment on any of my rants, raves and opinions. You might inspire me to learn something rather than get on my soapbox and start pumping out the detergent. My reason for starting this blog is to have an outlet to bitch and moan about the stupid shit and people I deal with EVERYDAY. I can talk about things I love and things I don't. Or I can pose a question to Jedi Masters from the days of old. At the very least, hopefully you'll be semi-entertained. !WARNING! !WARNING! !WARNING! !WARNING! !WARNING! I'm a little quirky, will definitely contradict myself and often talk about stupid shit. If I make any derogatory comments towards anyone's race, color, creed, sex, national origin or sexual orientation (PBS helped with that list), I AM APOLOGIZING NOW!!! I am a minority in more than one way and you'll figure it out over time if you decide to visit more than once. Thanks for visiting...Hope you come back.