Superstar!!!

I have an addiction and don't know why. Perhaps AIA meetings could help me through this. Twelve steps of recovery: 1) Admitting I'm powerless over Simon, Paula and Randy, 2) Believing that greater programming could restore me to sanity, 3) Turning my will over to the remote control, 4) Making a fearless inventory of all moronic shows that are my guilty pleasures... Nah! As much as I hate to admit it. "I am stuck on Band-Aid brands, cause Band-Aid's stuck on me." AMERICAN IDOL IS BACK!!! WooHoo!!! I already have a few favorites...who knows how far they will go. My heart went out to poor Regina who had to pawn her wedding rings to be able to stay. Anwar can sing, but damn, get a haircut...and get rid of those pants. Constantine, kewl for now-won't make it too far. He's got a neat rock edge to him. Mr Travis Tucker-the boy can sing, the boy can dance, but is he IDOL material. There are a few others i won't mention here, that have the pipes and might go far. But I'm not a judge. Now for the rest...I think the only reason that some of the "BAD" ones make it through are because they genuinely think they are good. I've been told I have a good voice...yeah, good for a choir, but not American Idol. I'm better than some of these people. My friends will tell me when I suck. Do they not have friends, or at least hearing ones? I couldn't lie to my friends like that. I'll tell them when they sound bad. "Hate me! At least I don't have to listen to you." What was up with that black Annie wannabe K-WEEN? If his/her song was any longer an Asiatic elephant could have gotten pregnant and had her calf. Ms Jillian Benet was so cute and sweet when she walked in lookin like Julia Stiles. But when they said "No!" -DAMN! Someone needs to tell this bitch to grow up. Then there was that poor girl "sent by God", grovelling. There is no need for any of these people to be on their knees begging for a shot. If you got it, you got it. My favorite horrible person has got to be Mary Roach. I think she was auditioning for "Exorcist V: Beauty School Dropout?" She said her voices were talkin to her, plus she actually thought she sang well. When they told her, "No!" and she walked out, I was waitin for her head to spin. But thankfully, she's "never going to persue a singing career again." It is a happy ending after all. Paula has actually gotten some "cohones" this year and said "No!" to some decent people. Randy is still as indecisive as ever. Simon...good ol' Simon. According to the website (idolonfox.com) there is going to be some kind of twist at the end of the year. Can't wait to see what happens. You'll definitely get more later.