Dirty Girl needed a bath!!!

Dixie Normus is clean again. I gave her a bath two days ago and she is so happy. Of course I'm too lazy to give her the special treatment and do it by hand. I went to my favorite type of car wash-the one with the foam spinnie-things. I've always loved the way they clean a car. But there are still a few spots that don't get as clean as I would like them: behind the mirrors and in the center of the back bumper. What insolent fool designed these car washes to leave the car dirty. Perhaps someone just as lazy as me. Someone that tested and tested, but never found a solution. He figured no one is gonna complain that 96.4% of their car would get clean and leave a little bit of dirt that can be wiped off with a towel. I'm the dumbass that got a towel out to dry it and STILL missed the spot. What I really need to worry about is Dixie's dirtiest places. Much like her Daddy, Dixie's needs an interior cleaning that may take some time. In the two years that I have owned her, she turned two on Jan 20, I have cleaned the windows from the inside ONCE. That was about 3 months after I got her. Do you know how much resin is on the inside of that car. There are footprints on the windows, happyfaces and little baby's feet (not from real babies). I should have been more loving. Even though she's a dirty girl, I still love her. I dumped Kate after two years, but I think Dixie will be around for a bit longer. Mainly because Daddy can't afford to change very much right now. Maybe in a year, Dixie will leave me and be replaced by newer model. Who knows? Sorry so lame...Maybe next time.