I think I'm gonna BORCH!!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Happy Valentine's Day I really don't give a shit about you... Ahhh...the day for lovers... Rarely is there a day where everyone's emotions are at polar opposites. Many spend the day in anticipation of a card, flowers or candy. The result...sheer joy or utter disappointment. Someone's day can change in a heartbeart...literally. I champion those that are involved in a fulfilling relationship and I hate you for it. Only because I'm jealous. Some have a tendency to brag a little more than others. They parade that bouquet of roses or offer those chocolates a few too many times in one day. Or "Look at the new bracelet Johnny gave me!" and there's all the girls floatin because they got a good rufflin this morning. Where's my love??? Then there are the ones desperately hoping for some sort of recognition. Many, like myself, are either too new in the dating cycle, dating several oh so casually or looking for love in all the wrong places...hey that's me too. We are the many embittered with today's festivites merely for not being able to participate. And what makes it worse, is that no one entity is telling us we can't participate, but it's just stated because today is the "Day for Lovers." WHATEVER!!! And then we have those forever jaded by the ASSHOLE that burned more than a bridge, the CUNT that left with more than a set of balls or boobs. Those that pride themselves by wearing black and defaming today's purpose. May we all one day find love and be happy. Even more than that...may we all be able to be loved and allow our hearts to be open when the right person comes along. I too am bitter about today, but only because I have no one to celebrate with. Maybe one day...maybe soon...

I Wanna See a Blood-Splattering, Hootin', Hollerin' Mutha-Fucka's-Gettin-His-Ass-Kicked Kinda Fight!!!

Over a year ago the Spike Channel started a reality show called Ultimate Fighter. It started with 16 men, 8 middleweights and 8 heavyweights, and these men competed in various contests to earn the oppotunity to choose and fight an opponent in The Octogon. My initial intent for watching this show, as I'm sure many other gay men, was to see hot guys rolling around together on the ground. MMMMMMMMMMMM!!!! So anyway, I started watching the show and became a big fan, not missing any of them. Well, the wonderful and fabulous owners of AHCO gave us tickets to RENEGADE: Extreme Fighting on Friday night. And I was kinda disappointed. DISCLAIMER: I realize that my pussy ass isn't even going to risk breaking a nail just to open the gate to this legendary polygon. I greatly admire any man willing to put himself through that kind of torture. BUT........................ IF I were paying for a ticket, I would definitely want to see more fighting. Another reason I continued watching the show is because I enjoy watching a little boxing here and there. On the show, they are a little more active in the ring. But Friday night, I actually started dozing off during the final match (that's not saying much, I fall asleep anywhere). Again, I'm not gonna get in the ring, but if your gonna sign up to see whose got the biggest balls, then by all means KICK SOME FUCKIN ASS!!!!!! There were a few good combos and knockdowns, but overall...I'm glad the tickets were complementary. Now in regards to the hotties...OMG, not only were there a few in the ring, but even hotter ones go to watch this crap. It was a great night overall...well at least in regards to the fighting match.