Prayer for the Perfect Man

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man that's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, And doesn't mind admitting he's wrong. One who thinks before he speaks, When he promises to call he won't wait two weeks I pray that he is gainfully employed; When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed And opens my door and begs to do more. Oh send me a man who'll make love to my mind Knows the answer to "How big is my behind?" One who will kiss me til my body's twitchin' In the hall, in the shower, garden and kitchen. I pray this man will love me to no end, And never attempts to date my best friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed.... I look at the BUTTHEAD you sent me instead.... AMEN!!!